since Pinky won the title
Miss Souvenir in nineteen fifty...
something, she has been an avid
collector of tacky tourist trinkets
and cheesy mementos of all kinds
(much to the dismay of Mr. Souvenir,
her husband Max, whose home is
overflowing with snowdomes,
floaty pens, state spoons
and the like).
In fact, it was Max's idea that
Pinky sell off her private collection
in order to "get rid of some of this
junk, sell the house and retire to
Florida like sane people."
Pinky's loss is your
(and of course Max's) gain.